Patrick Hastie is a comedian from Iowa who now lives in Brooklyn. He has performed his idiot stories all across the country and has been featured in comedy festivals like the Great American Comedy Festival and the Out of Bounds Comedy Festival. Patrick can be heard on Rooftop Comedy, he co-produces the monthly stand up show Jackknife Comedy at The Creek and The Cave in Queens, and he currently has the #1 all time standupshot on Reddit (even though he has no idea what the fuck that means). His 5 year plan is to be cool and live forever.